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Little Johnny asks: "Daddy, how was I born?"
Dad says: "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will
need to find out anyway! Well, you see your Mom and I
first got together in a Chat Room on AOL. Then I set
up a date via e-mail with your Mom, and we met at a
cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother
agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I
was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of
us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to
hit the Delete button, nine months later a blessed little popup
appeared and said: 'You've Got Male!' “